25 June 2012
We are proud to present our first ever bs interview with the lovely Taylor Stevens! We chat with Tay about her controversial appearance during the Stanley Cup Finals, and her love of the Toronto Maple Leafs among other, ahem, big things. Also discussed is the shocking Draft Day news out of the Steel City, and Matt's sudden change for the best since leaving Philadelphia, albeit only temporary. For the record, we gladly give Miss Stevens an honorary 10 out of 10 on our Bullshitometer!
16 June 2012
A rare 2-goal night for the bs boys. Matt on location in LA for the cup finals, Jason on location in his bathroom for god only knows. First we see some typical Swedish goal followed by our first ever teleporting puck! These notched a 7.5 and 8.687435987.
08 June 2012
07 May 2012
The boys crawl out from underneath the woodwork to rant about their respective teams' playoff performances for nearly three quarters of an hour. Matt downward spirals. Res guest stars. Nikolai "Old Reliable" Khabibulan delivers some beautiful b.s.!
We saw a classic Khabi 8 out of 8.
18 February 2012
Check out this b.s. goal submitted by @pattmorter. He scored this goal with Steve Sullivan during an online matchup.
I've scored goals when my player was on his knees before, and I've scored goals using the diving poke-check method (especially in 09). But I've never seen a goal result from a violent stick sweep like this one before. I have to say, big f-up on your opponent's part for failing to freeze this puck. He obviously tosses it into the slot with Neal, Malkin, and Sullivan in his face. So I'm obligated to dock some b.s. points right there. Of course, if the computer had made such a grievous error, you would have gained b.s. points galore. All-in-all, I'd still see it fair to grant this a 6 out of 10. I think you got a little lucky because of the goalie blunder, and your timing with the stick sweep was also lucky. But the b.s. that stands out to me most is the wicked velocity this shot has and the pinpoint accuracy of this sort of atypical stick handling. That and the fact that Sullivan was laying on the ice before the goalie even dropped the puck. And plus one for scoring b.s. with the Pens!